12 October 2011

Conversation overheard

1st woman: “So how's your Seamus, now?”

2nd woman: “Oh, he's sore bad, so he is. They say he could have died, God bless him. They're keeping him in the hospital, so they are.”

1st woman: “Sure and what is it that's wrong with him?”

2nd woman: “Oh, it's a food poisoning thing – it's chlamydia difficult, they're calling it. Well, it's difficult for him, I'm telling you...

1 comment:

Dr. C said...

Medical malapropisms are ubiquitous. From Spinal Mighty Jesus (for spinal meningitis) to Bavarian enema. Kids are the best but I can never remember them. The first thing to go is memory....